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"Wipe my ass, now, bitch, I'm Paris Hilton.
Er, I meant, click my ass, the
picture, doi!
As if I'd want you to wipe my ass. Well, maybe if you were really
cute."
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Q:
If you were as hairy as Robin Williams, what would you do?
A: I'd cover my penis in a shower cap and dip my body in Nair.
Read the whacked Chappelle
interview here.
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