sex is like religion, there are many
different ways to get to the mountain
a country where we spend our meaningless existence's
watching the latest Reality Show, how long
do you think it will be before "What's
My Kink?" hits the FOX network?
Of course people will tire of watching idiots
eat worms, in an attempt to gain their fifteen
minutes of fame--the 16th minute is spent
in a bathroom puking--and will demand something
a little more taboo, say, making your girlfriend,
who is really your daughter, whack a horse
for all to see. Hey, this shit happens! Don't
believe me? Check out the porn sites, they've
got it all.
pretty soon, because they have it all, TV
is going to suffer, already has, regardless
of how many Brady Bunch reunions the
networks air, and when they suffer they are
going to have to compete with the net>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And that means we are going to be subjected
to shit that not even Satan himself would
So you say you're not ready to see a VW full
of circus midgets climb out of their car and
gang bang an aging sitcom star (pick your
fav), because aging sitcom star can't get
arrested? nor a gig on Celebrity Boxing...
How about not, Queer as Folk, but Hermaphrodite
as All Hell, a show where you'll have
to watch the "normal" day-to-day
existence of a group of cross-pollinated pals
who open a espresso bar in Seattle and go
about business as usual; which just may include
them screwing themselves with their own penises.
Lenny Bruce said it a long time ago: The day
will come when the whole neighborhood will
have video cameras in their homes and be broadcasting
their sagas--no matter how sick they are--for
everyone to see. Warning, Will Robinson: The
Osbournes is only the tip of the iceberg.
And may I suggest if you have
a problem with this warped societal phenomenon,
number 1) Joe Lust likes you already, and
2) How about finding a nice island somewhere
where women are women, and men or men, and
you can sit on the beach and read a good book,
and not have to tune into the latest whores
(read: television networks) and be subjected
to their idea of Must-See TV.
Okay, now I ask myself the same question as
you are: What the hell is this rant all about???
And I think I've got it: Even though kinky
sex is like religion--there are many different
ways to get to the mountain top--keep your
"religion" to your sick-mo-fo self...unless
it involves playing nude leap frog with the
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and I am invited.
Hey, I know you need attention, and I am sure
you will get your sweetheart TV deal, but
I don't need to know that you can stick coke
bottles up your ass, or balance cinder blocks
on your dick, or get banged by a dog, because
frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
more HMC's in the:
a Friend About Us
now a message from, not only a member
of the HMC, but also our president,
Hello Kids, have fun getting your
lust on today? We're so happy, we
We'd even tingle more if you spread
the word of gospel about us.
G'head, Why not tell a horny friend
about us? Like they don't already
know you're fucking horny??
Get over it, the secret's out, you
are forever a member and there is
no escape. Now start shouting it from
the roof top.
And don't be scared to drop in and
ask Joe a question from time to time...as
long as it isn't to drop the soap.
or Comments for Joe?