There's
usually two choices when it comes down figuring
out her body language, the hard part is differentiating
between the them.
A)
She's seriously tweaked, drunk, on X,
etc. Time to pull her into the bathroom
stall and reach pay dirt before she sobers
up and sees you for who you really are:
a total horndawg. OR...
B) You're a damn good hypnotist.
A)
You're 35 years old and wearing that baseball
cap backwards again. She's thinking one
thing: "What a total dork. Wonder
if his mommy still makes his lunch for
him." OR...
B) Wonders if she knows you from a famous
movie role you played.
A)
Yup, she's convinced, You are indeed the
Elephant Man, and she chooses not to have
her sushi come up all over her gal pal's
brand new Gap t-shirt. OR...
B) She actually digs tri-sex and wants
you, but would like to find the ladies
room first so she can clean the pipes
before you fill them.
A)
Wants you to know up front that she doesn't
bathe and the head lice really itches.
OR...
B) A subtle slap in the face to your bald
self.
A)
She's on free-drink patrol. OR...
B) Best check your fly, pal.
A)
She is not really a she after all. Time
for squeeze test. OR...
B) She thinks she's a monkey. Time to
go spank your own.
