"What is Her Body Language Telling You?"

with

Joe Lust

There's usually two choices when it comes down figuring out her body language, the hard part is differentiating between the them.

A) She's seriously tweaked, drunk, on X, etc. Time to pull her into the bathroom stall and reach pay dirt before she sobers up and sees you for who you really are: a total horndawg. OR...
B) You're a damn good hypnotist.
A) You're 35 years old and wearing that baseball cap backwards again. She's thinking one thing: "What a total dork. Wonder if his mommy still makes his lunch for him." OR...
B) Wonders if she knows you from a famous movie role you played.
A) Yup, she's convinced, You are indeed the Elephant Man, and she chooses not to have her sushi come up all over her gal pal's brand new Gap t-shirt. OR...
B) She actually digs tri-sex and wants you, but would like to find the ladies room first so she can clean the pipes before you fill them.
A) Wants you to know up front that she doesn't bathe and the head lice really itches. OR...
B) A subtle slap in the face to your bald self.

A) She's on free-drink patrol. OR...
B) Best check your fly, pal.

A) She is not really a she after all. Time for squeeze test. OR...
B) She thinks she's a monkey. Time to go spank your own.


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