think it's a joke. You too can log on to D-Rod's
website and follow around the mega-freak 24/7.
But if that's your idea of entertainment,
than you too, my friend, must be a sicko.
Where do you kinks draw the line anyhoo? Donkeys?
And don't think by emulating the freak you'll
score some bimbosity like Carmen Elecktra?
Ain't gonna happen, Cisco. You play b-ball?
You make millions? You draw attention to yourself
wearing dresses and garter belts? I didn't
think so. So feel good about yourself, you're
a man's man (just don't tell Dennis that).
Yeah, you never got to bang Madonna, but would
you really want to be quarantined after doing
so? Yeah, you never got to handle Michael
Jordan's jock strap and sell it on E-bay,
but is that kind of thing you really want
to write home about? "Mom! Dad!"
I didn't think so...As Stuart Smalley would
probably say, "You're good enough, you're
horny enough, and doggone, chicks really dig
you, because you rarely wear underwear, you
eat brussel sprouts, and shave your sack on
a regular basis."