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WASHINGTON
D.C.- George W. got a little closer to zeroing in on that pestering
Iraqi fly about to land on his nose this week, until a certain
someone got in the way....AGAIN.
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"I
heard Yemen is nice this time of year."
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UNDISCLOSED
LOCATION - And
rest assured, Dick Cheney has been assigned to some pretty treacherous
duty...
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"We
are America, we don't throw in the towel. We make them to
be thrown in...Um, maybe that's Koreans who make them."
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DETROIT
- Detroit makes a fleet of SUVs-- which sit waiting for the Persian
Gulf to be dominated so they can breathe their first breath.
Is
it any wonder why we're so loved in the world? Can't we agree
that everyone is beautiful in their own way?
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LOS
ANGELES - While Rosie crashed and burned this past week, Oprah showed
she still has the gift of gab and the ability to pop a Bono.
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"I
still HAVE found what I'm looking for, Bono."
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UTAH
- Speaking of Bono ornaments...
An fetish-explorer
finally finds what he too has been looking for.
WASHINGTON
D.C.- And just what part of Hussein's anatomy do you reckon C.P.
wants in his hand?
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"I
can guarantee you a different Nutcracker Suite this
Christmas."
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CELL
BLOCK C - Speaking of nuts...
The
ballsy Men of Enron will take it anywhere they can get it. Now it's
Playgirl time. Next: "Hello, Prison Bitch" time.
HOLLYWOOD
- Mel tries to convey just how ludicrous it all is...
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"Can
you hear me now??? F*cking crazy society. Steal billions
of dollars, be on the cover of Playgirl?!"
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HUMBOLDT - Cheech and Chong and Coolio go for their Dawn Patrol
ride...
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"Hey
Dawg, pass it over here, Dawg"
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CHICAGO
- This week featured a father/son "Take me out to the ball
game" day in Chicago.
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"F*ck
the peanuts and crackerjacks! We wanna be on TV!"
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Hey, it's America's game. Meaning it's for every last one of us
to enjoy. That includes this Meth-head and his punk kid who jumped
on to the field and attacked an innocent first base coach at a
Sox game.
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"We
wouldn't have been here if Springer would have given us
tickets! And to the President of the United States: I voted
for you, you'd better kick some ass, fool."
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The
Prez wanted to make sure his fine constituents were appeased...
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"Do
I look like the kind of guy who would back down from a fight
behind the tool shed, Slick?"
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