This week the President was out trying to fire up Team Ass Kick...
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"We
may be white, but that doesn't mean we can't ball. We're
coming to slam dunk in your face Satan, um, er, Saddam."
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Meanwhile,
along with Gebhardt and some other white dude (pictured above),
not everyone was immediately on board...
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"You
want some of this or not, Dick???"
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With Dick's reluctance, Dubya decided it was time to break out
the inspiration. "Give me a V!...Give me an A!..."
And
instantly someone was dribbling at the mouth...
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"You
know, cricket is my sport, but if there's cheerleaders involved,
I say let's whoop some ass."
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We interrupt
this Pep Rally for a Liza Land break: More concerned with their
own well being than that of America's, David Gest sang it loud and
clear this past week...
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"Having
my baby, what a lovely way to say you're thinking of me...Actually
we're adopting."
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Now
that the Brits were on board, another Adopter could rest assured
that her precious child was going to be safe...
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"All
I need now is a new man on the ball."
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And suddenly Mr. Homeland Protector was in...
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"I
will protect you and respect you...but I will not wear your
blood in a vial around my neck."
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Now
someone was a little jealous...
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OK,
that's not fair. I work my tail off and they hide me away
in bunkers in BFE and do I ever get rewarded with actresses?"
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Ready
to answer the distress call, for the country that pays him gazillions
of dollars to act like a cad...
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"Would
you go for an actor, Dick?"
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Meanwhile
at the annual Burning Man Festival, some former WNBA players volunteered
to get in on the Operation Slay Saddam...
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But Dubya was adverse to the WNBA's inclusion...
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"Let
me repeat, Rummy: We don't do lesbians. We do corporate
crooks, environmental destruction and Oprah. But we don't
do lesbians."
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"Give
me a...."
Dubya's
game plan left the Democrats wanting to take the ball they never
had and go home...
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"America
is about equality, not exclusivity."
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"America
is about strength and winning the game, you leftist pussies."
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And
bottom line, His Delusion believes if the game goes well....
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"I
will take my rightful place in statuary".
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"And
at least one person knew what a sham that was."
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