SOMEWHERE IN BUSH LAND -

The brain-trust puts their heads together...

Vows that they will use all their muscle to combat the injustice in the world...

Prepared to Kung-Fu fight their way through anything and anyone that challenges them...

Fully aware that they may drop the ball occasionally...

And then play leap-frog with it...

Feeling sexy, they are desperate to light up a smoke afterwards and chase it back with a martini...

Because in their eyes, they are invincible, able to leap tall buildings in a single corporate takeover--and pummel a guy named Tiger...

And yet somewhere out there, a baby cries...

And a Vice President prepares to be the fall-guy for some shady dealings...

While the brain-trust remains tight-lipped...

Believing all along that it's just family fun and games...

While they walk around pretending to be sincere and sssensitive...

Highly aware of others needs....

And who the real enemy of the people is...

Yet still embarrassed to know they can't come close to toppling those jugs...

And no matter how hard they try to pretend everything is a-okay in Bush Land...

The reality comes crashing back down to a second-grade education level: A second term of fun is about as likely as...

A healthy childhood for Baby Maddox...

A needle found in a haystack...

Or an evil-doer bombed to smithereens.

The Horny Men's Club This week: "What's Love Got to Do with It?"