super sleuths have done it once again. Through their tireless
efforts, and their exorbitant Caramel Machiatto and smokes budget,
they recently discovered that Los Angeles Laker coach Phil Jackson
subscribes to two magazines: Daily Vegetarian and Vanity
Fair. It was in the latter that the Coach read an article
on the (former) King of Pop, documenting some truly bizarre behavior
-- friggin' witch doctors??????? Nevertheless, being the eccentric
peace-pipe-smoking freak he is, the Coach was intrigued, as were
we after intercepting the letter below. Hey, Big Chief Lucky,
I got your Pony Express right here.
Comedy Ave. PRESENTS:
From One Jackson to Another
" Shaq, I'm touching my
LEFT ear, that means it's Kobe's turn to shoot!"