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"I heard the news today, oh boy. About a lucky man who made the grade...
As some of you may have heard, a Second Coming has been confirmed. And we're not talking about what goes on behind closed doors with Pee Wee Herman and Jeffrey Jones. What we speak of is far holier than those two pedoschmucks (but Pee, Jeff, if you're reading this, e-mail us, love to see what you have). We come to you speaking of Messiahs. Those special souls that have been chosen to lead us down the path to the Promised Land. Or at least to the corner store so we can bum a pack of smokes from them before we are gagged with their SUV diesel fume as they drive away from our meaningless lives forever. Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from his career-high (52 point, 15 rebound and 36 babes) game, we give you the Most Heralded Basketball Player since Danny DeVito:

He blew his mind out in a car..." (t.b.d.)
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